Hit the clubs the other night and met this strange woman. She was extremely confusing insinuating sexual overtones with every remark. She introduced herself as a former playboy model. When I told her I played for the MBA she offered to let me buy her a drink. I obliged despite the fact that she is white and I am an African American male. Putting our differences aside, we discussed romance and literature with an emphasis on romantic English poetry. I enjoyed discussing Virgil and Horace with her despite her charming girlish ignorance. She asked me to dance with her and we started grinding on the dance floor. Later she gave me a number but left abruptly. It turns out she is a local Polish pick up artist who is happily married! I was stunned!!! She implicated me in adulatory and then threatened to expose me if ai said anything.

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